Two heads are better then one, especially if they are on the same boss!!!!

Tonight was a great night for us. We kill the Twilight Council, which is the hardest fight of the first three raids. Then we went and kill Cho'Gall, the final boss of BoT! That's right kiddies, BoT is done as a guild! We just have to kill Nef in BWD and then Thonr of Four Winds and we will have the Dark Phoenix mount unlocked, so if you aren't exalted with the guild yet, get there quick, because shortly you will have access to that mount!

As added measure, after BoT, we did some more Firelands trash and should have everyone about 2/3 to friendly with Avengers rep and then went and killed the new boss in BH. So that is three new bosses in a single night! Won't be long and we will be killing Firelands bosses!

Great job everyone!!!!

This was a good week for Einherjars in BWD. We killed two new bosses this week? On Tuesday we went in and killed Chimaeron. That dog needed to be fired anyway. He was sleeping on the job!

Tjem on Thursday we went back in and killed Atramedes. Of course, Atramedes is a blind dragon, so we just stood behind him and made faces at him while he ran back and forth into the walls until he knocked himself out. In anycase, Fluffy, his faithful seeing eye dog is now looking for a new master if anyone wants a new pet.



Here is a pic of the dog. His name is fluffy. He like Pina Coladas, long walks in the rain, and tearing the flesh from your bones.

We are having a small competition for all guild members and the prize is 500 gold. All you have to do is go to the tabard vendor in one of the capitals and design a tabard for the guild. Since you aren't GM you can't buy it, but you can preview it and take a screenshot. Post the screenshot here on this thread. On May 15 the officers will choose a winner and that person gets the gold. At least 2 officers have to approve the winning design. If we don't have 2 agree on the same one then we will let the members vote on the winner. If that doesn't come up with a distinctive winner, then everyone has to mud-wrestle for the winning spot!

So what are you waiting for? You don't have 10 minutes time to make an easy 500 gold?!?!

Last night we killed Maloriak for the first time. Gratz to everyone for that. We then went to Chimaeron and got him to 50% our first time seeing him, so I am pretty comfortable in saying we will kill him soon.

OK, so Thursday night we completed the first guild ZG run. We got the guild ZG achievement and we got an achievement for the first guild challenge completed. So that is huge!

In addition, Magesprocket got the new raptor mount from the Bloodlord fight, first in guild to get that mount! So gratz to him. Here is an actual, totally unaltered and completely accurate and true screenshot of that event. Did I mention this is a real screenshot and no photoshopping was involved at all?


Yep, that is how it went down. The raptor came out for a little snack (little because seriously, have you seen the size of Magesprocket? HE IS TINY!!!!!). Mage said "not tonight big lizard, I'm gonna mount you. And not in the kinky, sexual kinda way. I'm gonna ride you.....still not in the kinky, sexual kinda way." As an aside, it kind of creeps me out that Mage's mind kept even going to the idea of a kinky, sexual act with a big lizard. But that is just me. Anyway, when the raptor agrees, Doofensmirtz popped up and with a wail heard around the world cried out, "WHY NOT ME?!?! I want, no I need that mount!!!!" And then Doof shed a single tear of sadness and gkicked Magesprocket when he logged off for the night and reported him for hackz. So when Mage logs on he will be guildless and banned!

That's my story, and I am standing by it.

** Post edited by beaux on 4/29/2011.

We are currently looking for a handful of new people. We definitely need a healer and a range DPS. We probably could use a couple of DPS to be honest, but we abosolutely need one more. If you know anyone who can raid tues/thurs on a regular basis and they don't totally suck, refer them to our app page.

http://einherjars.zuild.net/...

We are very close to getting LK down in heroic mode! We got him down to within 8% is deadiness last night! It was very close and I feel confident that another run through will get it. But tensions was high and there was some disappointment because we didn't finish him off last night. So we all went to the playground to relax and unwind a bit! Amarana was a little bit jealous because she didn't want to ride a horse, she wanted to be rode LIKE A HORSE!!!! That's what I heard anyway.

What is half of Halfus? This!!!!

Gratz guys, we downed the Omnitron Defense System. Gratz Hek for your shoulders and Tora for your spiffy new helm!

February 3, 2011, we got our first Magmaw kill. There was fun and loot to be had!



Great job to everyone.